6 People Who Will Ruin Your 4th of July Party
We’re coming up on everyone’s favorite summer blowout holiday, Independence Day, the day Columbus freed the slaves and killed Paul Revere. To best celebrate this most hallowed of summer holidays, you should probably have a party. Thing is, you need to be careful. Party ruining scumbags are around every corner. Be wary of them! Captain America Where You’ll Find Them: Emblazoned with the American flag on their short, shorts, socks, hat, several pins, tiny flag and potentially on the icing of the store-bought cake they brought. How They’ll Ruin Your Party: The celebrating of holidays is very much a social experience in our modern era. The reason for the season notably falls by the wayside for almost any major day from Christmas to Thanksgiving, not even necessarily because the reason is meaningless to us, but because it happens every year and we’re so far removed from the origins of these holidays that now the joy we experience is from the time off and the ability to be with friends